Friday, August 27, 2010

DICTIONARY OF THE STUDENT A to Z

DICTIONARY OF THE STUDENT A to Z
A=Attendance: The most important thing for which students attend the lectures.
B=Backdoors: Which are used by the students to escape from the lecture theatres.
C=Canteen: Everything is present which is not necessary.
D=Dias: The place where students throw their unwanted papers.
E=Examination: Heart Attack… (A bitter truth).
F=Friends: A best source of cheating.
G=Garbage: Gifts by the students HA! HA!
H=Home work: Azab-by-teachers and Dard-e-Students.
I=Internet in Library: For fun.
J=Jokes: During free lecture.
K=Knowledge: About everything outside the Course.
L=Labs: Time Pass………
M=Most Valuable time: When teacher is late.
N=Night before result: When students experience shivering fits.
O=Oye: Nick name of every student.
P=Principal: A big Boss.
Q=Quickly: Move to canteen when lecture end.
R=Result: Death is inevitable.
S=Sports week: Last boundary line of Wait.
T=Trip: A dream which never comes true.
U=Uniform: Finish half pocket money in Fine.
V=Viva: When all signs and symptoms of hyper-thyroidisim appear.
W=Wash room: Best place during papers for discussions.
X=X-ray: Fitted in the eyes of seniors when juniors comes.
Y=Yaadain (Memories): Taking leaving Certificate.
Z=Zoo: Bio lab.

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